Aaron Rodgers blocked Jordan Love from playing in the 49ers game because of his ego.

[Aaron Rodgers] didn't need this [game]... this would have been the perfect time for Jordan Love to get out there and get some reps in. My conspiracy theorist tinfoil hat says Aaron Rodgers put the kibosh on that.

Aaron Rodgers has a baby face and is going through a mental breakdown similar to Britney Spears shaving her head

Rogers he he also shaved. I don't know if you noticed that he's like a little baby face out there... it's like when Britney Spears shaved her head when she was having a nervous breakdown some people do that. They just have know what I'm going to cut my bangs... Rogers going through a mental crisis right now.

George Kittle will return from his foot injury and be catching touchdowns by Thanksgiving

I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe me two weeks Max. I think I think he's [George Kittle] gonna be catching touchdowns on the weekend of Thanksgiving. Yes, absolutely.

The Kawhi Leonard era with the Clippers was an absolute failure

The Clippers Kawhi era is maybe the most unforgettable or or forgettable, I'm sorry, era of all time. Like they did nothing. Just an absolute tease.

France is playing the World Cup on 'easy mode' and looks unstoppable

France is just playing on easy mode. Like they're not even trying and they're just dummying people... France could have played with nine guys and they probably would've won that game.

Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute bum

But yeah, Ronaldo's, I mean, he's an absolute bum. I think we can all agree, right? Zach?