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Jan 29, 2020
#28810
Big CatBig Cat

I'm a better swimmer than Jay Cutler and would out-swim him in any stroke

I'm a better swimmer than you. ... You're not going to out-swim me. Yes, I will. I will out-swim you. No. Easily. And if I have to, I'll die in the pool. ... We'll do every stroke. ... I got this. I'm not worried about that.

This race has never been televised/documented to resolve, but given Cutler's elite athleticism, it's highly likely Big Cat is wrong.

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Jan 29, 2020
#4808
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

You aren't in your mid-30s until you're 36

I'm just going to make a motion that your mid-30s doesn't start until you're 36. You're in your early 30s when you're 35.

Age brackets are culturally subjective, but 35 is mathematically the midpoint of the 30-39 range.
Win
Jan 29, 2020
#28805
Big CatBig Cat

I would like to make a motion for the show to come out firmly against the coronavirus

I would like for us motion to come out firmly against the coronavirus. Anti-coronavirus. Someone asked for my comment on coronavirus today. I said, not good.

The show did indeed come out against it, and the virus was, in fact, not good.
Win
Jan 29, 2020
#4809
Big CatBig Cat

Lanyards are the key to getting into any event

When you have a lanyard, people think you mean something. Like that was really the big key because I flashed it. When you flash a lanyard, people are like, well, that guy knows what he's doing.

This is a well-documented social engineering trick where appearing official often bypasses scrutiny.

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Sep 16, 2026
#31415
Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win

The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.

The Chargers' season outcome and whether the loss effectively ended their season had not been resolved at the time of the episode.
Void
Sep 16, 2026
#31416
Big CatBig Cat

Texas won; Ohio State choked

I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.

This is a retrospective interpretation of the game rather than a purely objective claim; assigning primary blame is subjective.
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Sep 16, 2026
#31427
Big CatBig Cat

Oregon is probably out if it loses to USC

The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.

Oregon's playoff status after the USC game was still unresolved at the time of the episode.