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If the United States ever wins the World Cup, the rest of the world will stop playing soccer out of spite.

If the world ever lets us win a World Cup, it's over. It's a wrap. You have nothing left. The world has nothing left. [...] If we win this, it's a wrap. Like just forget it. [...] You'll never be able to deal with us again.

A hypothetical joke outcome.

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Jun 19, 2026
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Jalen Brunson walking down Broadway with the Larry O'Brien trophy is the coolest anyone has ever looked.

Jalen Brunson had a great quote and... he was just walking, I think it was down Broadway with the Larry O'Brien trophy. Literally the king of New York. Probably the coolest moment that or the coolest anyone's ever looked, just walking, being like, this is all mine.

Subjective opinion on coolness.
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Jun 19, 2026
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The New York Knicks championship feels like the biggest one in recent NBA history because of how long the city has waited.

I have seen some New York Knicks fans saying that this championship for them feels like three or four for another franchise just because of how much it means to the city and how long they've waited for it. [...] It definitely feels like more, it feels like the biggest one outta that run where we've got like a new champion every year.

Subjective feeling about championship weight.
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Jun 19, 2026
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Trae Young will re-sign with the Wizards on a team-friendly deal to help build a championship roster.

I'm pretty sure Trae Young is gonna leave technically in free agency. He's gonna become a free agent then he is gonna sign like a three-year deal for a lower average annual value than 48.97. So he wants to stick around and maybe, listen, we just saw what the New York Knicks did with Jalen Brunson taking a pay cut.

PFT Commenter predicted Trae Young would sign a three-year deal for a lower average annual value than $48.97 million after becoming a free agent. While Young did decline his $48.97 million player option and re-signed with the Washington Wizards, he signed a four-year, $212 million contract. This new deal has an average annual value of $53 million, which is higher than the predicted amount, and is for four years, not three.

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MLB owners are intentionally colluding to let the Dodgers acquire every star to force a salary cap in the next CBA.

I think that a lockout's gonna happen... this is just all collusion and the owners are just letting the Dodgers get these guys because everyone is going to get to the new CBA and be like, how can we not have a lockout? The Dodgers are gonna win it every single year under the current circumstances.

Pending future MLB CBA negotiations.
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Tony Romo is likely done at CBS with JJ Watt poised to take over the lead role

Tony Romo is now no longer as of right now going to be calling games. At least for week one. JJ Watt has taken his place. I feel like this might be it for Tony Romo with CBS.

Depends on whether Romo returns to the lead chair later in the season.
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The Arizona Cardinals will easily hit the over on their 3.5 win total despite heavy tanking narratives.

The Cardinals having an over under win total of two and a half... oh three and a half. I might have to take this all over. They don't have any tape on Lalo, that's the thing. And they have Jeremiah Love who should've won Heisman.

Pending the outcome of the 2026 NFL season.