The Cleveland Browns are a 'for real' playoff team with 10 wins

The Browns now have 10 wins. They're on their way to the playoffs... Browns are for real, man. The Browns are for real.

The Bills are good enough to beat the Chiefs and win the Super Bowl

The team that we've seen from the Bills in the last two weeks, they could beat the Chiefs in the playoffs. Yes. If everything goes correctly, like their defense is good enough, Josh Allen is fucking hard enough.

The 2020 Falcons are mathematical proof that win probability statistics are fake

This is the fourth game that the Falcons have had a 95% win probability and gone on to lose the game so they are mathematical proof that statistics aren't real. Using statistics, we can now prove that stats are fake.

The Brewers have the World Series sealed

I think the Brewers have this thing sealed up after an insane Monday night where they were just awesome.

There will be no MLB lockout

They'll figure it out. There's too much at stake. They'll figure it out. It's not 1994 anymore. They'll figure it out.

A 24-team College Football Playoff is starting to make sense

I'm starting to grow on it. My problem is, I'm thinking about it in just this year where we actually had parity.