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Laser tag is a children's game and it's terrible for adults

Why were you playing laser tag as an adult? Laser tag sucks. It's a children's game. I guarantee you I've played more laser tag in the last five years than any of you guys... every laser tag, the guns don't work. You hit someone and it doesn't register.

Purely subjective opinion on entertainment.

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Mar 11, 2026
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The Ravens are using a physical loophole to back out of the Maxx Crosby trade

I'm calling bullshit on all this. It does feel like something's fishy here. And maybe it's just the Ravens using the loophole of, hey, we can see, we can trade for Maxx Crosby, see how the rest of free agency plays out, knowing that this stupid legal tampering and then official free agency, there's a two day gap and then just figure it out later.

The trade was literally rescinded, but the 'nefarious loophole' theory is a subjective interpretation of front office tactics.
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Mar 11, 2026
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The Ravens are using Maxx Crosby's failed physical as a convenient excuse to back out of the trade

Either one, [the Ravens] really trust the doctor to believe them on that or two, it's bullshit and it's made up and they're secretly planning a different move and they're using the physical as an excuse to get out of it.

The trade was indeed rescinded, but whether the 'physical failed' was a legitimate medical concern or a front for buyer's remorse remains a matter of speculation.
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Mar 11, 2026
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The Raiders' short statement indicates Mark Davis is furious about the rescinded trade

The statement that the Raiders put out said a lot, which is just like 'they backed out of the trade. We have no further comment.' That to me sounds like a pissed off Mark Davis.

This is an interpretation of tone and cannot be objectively proven true or false.

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Jalen Brunson walking down Broadway with the Larry O'Brien trophy is the coolest anyone has ever looked.

Jalen Brunson had a great quote and... he was just walking, I think it was down Broadway with the Larry O'Brien trophy. Literally the king of New York. Probably the coolest moment that or the coolest anyone's ever looked, just walking, being like, this is all mine.

Subjective opinion on coolness.
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Lionel Messi is the undisputed GOAT after opening the 2026 World Cup with a hat trick.

Messi, he has always been my goat. Messi, breaking out with a hat trick to start the World Cup was incredible. I love it so much. [...] He is now tied for the lead for most World Cup goals. He is my goat.

GOAT debates are inherently subjective.
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The greatest soccer players of all time are Messi, Maradona, Pelé, Messi again, and the Brazilian Ronaldo.

We have the exact same top three. I go Messi, Maradona, Pele. And then my number four soccer player of all time is just gonna be Messi again because he's that good. And my number five, I am gonna take Ronaldo. The Brazilian one. Because he was way better.

Inherently subjective top 5 list.