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Feb 12, 2025
#19915
Big CatBig Cat

Luka Doncic is so out of shape that it is physically painful for him to stand up

Luca's smiling on the bench after the first time out. That's probably because he is sitting and it's nice to sit, [because it's] painful for him to stand 'cause he is so out of shape.

Subjective trolling about a player's fitness.

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Loss
Feb 12, 2025
#19916
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Lakers are Austin Reaves' team, not Luka's or LeBron's

I'll tell you what, I think it might be Austin Reaves team. Mm.

The Lakers are clearly built around LeBron and now Luka; Reaves is a core piece but not the 'team owner' in any realistic sense.
Void
Feb 12, 2025
#19917
Big CatBig Cat

Luka Doncic doesn't have the same drive as Shaquille O'Neal

But in defense of us, mark Luca is, he doesn't, he doesn't want it enough. Like a guy like Shaq. Right?

This is a satirical comparison used to mock Luka's critics.
Void
Feb 12, 2025
#26536
Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Mahomes is a Kyle Shanahan merchant

I had a thought while driving in this morning: is Patrick Mahomes a Kyle Shanahan merchant? Two out of three of his Super Bowls [were] against Kyle Shanahan, who can't win the big one.

This is a subjective framing of Mahomes' career achievements.

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Win
Jul 13, 2026
#30929
Big CatBig Cat

Paddy the Baddy is the next star of the UFC

Paddy the Baddy was electric. Paddy the Baddy is the next star of the UFC.

Paddy Pimblett has become a massive fan favorite and major draw, though he hasn't reached McGregor-level championship status yet. The take is largely validated by his popularity.
Loss
Jul 13, 2026
#30934
Big CatBig Cat

I bet LeBron James will announce his next team on Thursday using a golf ball gender reveal format

I think it's going to be like a gender reveal, but with a golf ball. And he's gonna hit the golf ball and it's gonna be the Cavs colors... Burgundy. Do it, do it Thursday. LeBron.

LeBron did not use a golf ball gender reveal to announce a team move in 2026.
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Jul 13, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#30941
Big CatBig Cat

Andy Reid on a horse is a massive Mount Rushmore miss

Andy Reid should have been a pick. The more, just think about it, the more Andy Reid on a horse... that is so fucking funny.

Subjective humor.