A Super Bowl in London is definitely going to happen

Gella [Roger Goodell] started getting like multiple games over in Europe. He had a semi and now he's got a raging boner for having a Super Bowl in England. It's not just a football game... it's going to happen.

Terry McLaurin will sign his contract extension today

I think [McLaurin] is gonna sign today, I think Friday. I think this is the day it gets done. Terry is fully on board. I really, I think he's gonna sign on Friday and then I think it's full, full steam ahead.

The Harrison Phillips trade is a great addition for the Jets' defensive depth

Harrison Phillips got traded to the Jets. It's actually a nice, nice trade for the Jets. More defensive line depth.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.