Josh Allen is the only quarterback in the NFL other than Patrick Mahomes worth taking over everyone else

I don't think there's a guy besides Patrick Mahomes that you would take over Josh Allen. He's played awesome in two games so far. And this was supposed to be kind of a reset year for the Bills... He's still Josh Allen. That's what having a franchise quarterback looks like.

Tua Tagovailoa should consider retiring now that he is financially set

I am very glad that Tua [Tagovailoa] got a contract this season. Because now it takes all the financial reasons away from Tua for him to decide whether or not he wants to keep playing football... I would not be surprised if he was like, I'm done playing football because what, this is the third time that we've seen the fencing reflex from him.

The Buccaneers might be the best team in the NFL right now

I think the Bucks might be the best team in the NFL... I'm just saying that because they beat [the Commanders] week one. No, they looked incredible.

The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

Cameron Boozer is 'bust-proof'

I do think Boozer has the highest floor lowest ceiling. He's bust proof. I don't think he's gonna be like some of these [other guys]... Boozer looks like a Grizzly though.

Aliens are pussies because they won't just attack Earth already

I think aliens are pussies. All we do is talk about aliens go like, oh, they're gonna come blow up Earth do it then enough talk. Enough talk.