Tua Tagovailoa should consider retiring now that he is financially set

I am very glad that Tua [Tagovailoa] got a contract this season. Because now it takes all the financial reasons away from Tua for him to decide whether or not he wants to keep playing football... I would not be surprised if he was like, I'm done playing football because what, this is the third time that we've seen the fencing reflex from him.

Social media 'hacking' claims are 100% fake; people just mess up and use it as an excuse

Whenever someone says they're hacked, they're not hacked. They just fucked up. I don't still don't really understand how [Shannon Sharpe did that], 'cause it is a couple steps to go live [on Instagram].

The Buccaneers might be the best team in the NFL right now

I think the Bucks might be the best team in the NFL... I'm just saying that because they beat [the Commanders] week one. No, they looked incredible.

The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

Cameron Boozer is 'bust-proof'

I do think Boozer has the highest floor lowest ceiling. He's bust proof. I don't think he's gonna be like some of these [other guys]... Boozer looks like a Grizzly though.

Aliens are pussies because they won't just attack Earth already

I think aliens are pussies. All we do is talk about aliens go like, oh, they're gonna come blow up Earth do it then enough talk. Enough talk.