Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

Bruce Levine calling the Cubs' front office 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' sparked them to go all-in at the trade deadline

I actually do think that Bruce Levine sending the tweet 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' started a chain of events that the Cubs went and went all in for this trade deadline. They're like, we better do something. We better actually make the people happy.

The committee intentionally made the rankings confusing

Do I actually think the committee did a good job? No, they fucked a lot of shit up. But I appreciate the committee fucking shit up that will most likely get decided on the field so that we have something to talk about on a Tuesday night.

Notre Dame at No. 11 was the correct ranking

The only thing that they did correctly was the mistake they made last year. They fixed it. Notre Dame at 11 was correct.

UCLA should have been ranked ahead of Alabama

Being undefeated should be rewarded. They were probably like, I would've, I think they should have probably been, you know what, if UCLA was five and Alabama was eight, that probably would've been fine.