Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Bruce Levine calling the Cubs' front office 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' sparked them to go all-in at the trade deadline

I actually do think that Bruce Levine sending the tweet 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' started a chain of events that the Cubs went and went all in for this trade deadline. They're like, we better do something. We better actually make the people happy.

The Eagles no longer have the NFL's best offensive line

Eagles automatically having the best offensive line in the league, no longer the case. The offensive line was terrible today.

The Chiefs will bounce back and win the AFC West

The Chiefs are gonna come back. Everyone's down. The Chiefs are gonna come back.

The Eagles will win the Super Bowl over the Chargers

Eagles still win the Super Bowl over the Chargers. The Chargers are gonna get healthy throughout the year.