Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Bruce Levine calling the Cubs' front office 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' sparked them to go all-in at the trade deadline

I actually do think that Bruce Levine sending the tweet 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' started a chain of events that the Cubs went and went all in for this trade deadline. They're like, we better do something. We better actually make the people happy.

NFL teams should stop giving injury timelines in weeks and instead state exactly which week of the season the player will return

I want to go one step further and they should stop saying weeks and just saying what week of the NFL season they could return. Because eight to 10 weeks, I can't put that math together of what that actually means. Weeks three to five return is what you need to hear. 'Cause that sounds like nothing. Yeah. Eight to 10 sounds like a lot. But then there's, there's more weeks before the regular season starts.

DeVonta Smith will have 1,800 receiving yards for the Eagles this season.

Jalen Hurts is gonna have a great year... DeVonta Smith might have 1,800 yards. Birds are gonna be good.

The 76ers superteam of LeBron James and Jaylen Brown will be unstoppable

The Sixers haven't won shit. You guys are gonna be so sick when they win. Jalen Brown, LeBron... once they win the ship.