Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

Bruce Levine calling the Cubs' front office 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' sparked them to go all-in at the trade deadline

I actually do think that Bruce Levine sending the tweet 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' started a chain of events that the Cubs went and went all in for this trade deadline. They're like, we better do something. We better actually make the people happy.

The Chiefs' window never closed

I don't think we ever actually closed the Chiefs' window. I think Mahomes was just in bed because he was injured, far away from the window.

Mahomes will be back to himself by season's end

By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.

The Oregon loss could turn Dan Lanning into a psychopath

I don't think that Dan Lanning has slept since that loss. I think Dan Lanning has turned into an absolute psycho because of this loss. He's sick. It actually might be a dangerous thing for the rest of the Big Ten that Oregon lost that game.