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The 1-4 Bengals will still make the playoffs

I'll say it. [The Bengals] are gonna make the playoffs. Fuck it. I'm gonna bet it on DraftKings make the playoffs.

The Bengals finished 4-13 or similar poor record and did not make the playoffs in 2024.

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Oct 7, 2024
#23726
HankHank

The Patriots should draft Travis Hunter with the number one overall pick

If the season ended today, the mighty New England Patriots would be on the clock... I think you probably got to go with the best player in college football, Travis Hunter. [The scouts] know.

The Patriots did not draft Travis Hunter. Cam Ward was selected 1st overall. Travis Hunter was drafted 2nd overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars (who traded up for the pick).
Win
Oct 7, 2024
#23724
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings are the second best team in the NFL behind only the Chiefs

The Vikings, I think are like, they're the most besides the Chiefs. They're probably the team I believe in the most as of right now... Five and oh, best team in football going into the bye week.

The Vikings started 5-0 but eventually suffered losses; however, they remained a top NFC contender throughout the 2024 season.
Void
Oct 7, 2024
#23725
Big CatBig Cat

The 2024 Texans haven't even played their best football yet despite a 4-1 start

The crazy thing about the Texans, I don't think the Texans played their best game and they're four and one and look for real... it doesn't feel like they've put together a full four quarters yet and they're four and one.

Subjective assessment of team performance and 'ceiling'.

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Travis Hunter Should Win the Heisman

We should probably bet Travis Hunter for Heisman, because he almost flipped this game himself.

The 2026 Heisman result has not been established in the provided context and is treated as unresolved.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

The Browns' Plan Is to Drown You Late

Their game plan is thus: drag you into deep water and then have Deshaun Watson in the fourth quarter drown you. That's what they do.

This is a characterization of the Browns' style and is inherently evaluative.
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Big CatBig Cat

The Colts Need to Blow Everything Up

If you're a Colts fan, you have to demand for everything to change. You can't be like, it's because of Daniel Jones' Achilles. You've gotta just blow the whole thing up. It's like none of it works.

This is a prescription and judgment about how the Colts should proceed, not a fact claim with a single objective resolution.