The Falcons can win the NFC South with Michael Penix

I think that the Falcons can win with him. He, I think that Stefanski is a good enough coach and I think that he's accurate enough and he's a good enough passer that they could win a good amount of football games with the rushing attack that they have. And if they have a half decent defense, I think he might be—I don't know that he's gonna be the guy that you would trade up for in the draft—but I think he's going to be a good enough quarterback where they should win that division.

The Packers might simply be a bad football team

The Packers might be that bad. Like they might just be that bad.

PCA is the National League MVP

But PCA going 40-40 was awesome. He's the best. He's the N-L-M-V-P.

The Packers might simply be a bad football team

The Packers might be that bad. Like they might just be that bad.

PCA is the National League MVP

But PCA going 40-40 was awesome. He's the best. He's the N-L-M-V-P.

The NFL is becoming the No Fun League again

We're back to the no fun league. It's no fun league. Every player in solidarity should pretend to chug a beer in the end zone this weekend.