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The Los Angeles Rams are just making up draft picks and trading them to other teams

The Rams are just making up first-round picks. It's actually genius. Who would actually check if the Rams traded the 2021 first-round pick twice? ... IOUs that say 'pick.' I think we uncovered it. That's the new 'Trust the Process' — just make up draft picks. Imagine if we had like a Ponzi scheme type of Madoff situation and Sean McVay, in five years, [we find out] he traded his first-round pick 17 times.

Satirical in nature, though accurately reflects the Rams' real-world strategy of trading every possible future asset for immediate talent.

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Oct 16, 2019
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The Washington Nationals are a wagon

The Nationals are a wagon. Especially, I saw this fact earlier, when they're wearing those blue... color rush uniforms, they're 20-1.

The Nationals did indeed sweep the Cardinals and went on to win the World Series in 2019.
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Oct 16, 2019
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Bryce Harper should get a World Series ring if the Nationals win one

Bryce Harper should get a World Series ring if we win one. He got this whole thing started. He said, 'I'm here to bring a title back to D.C.' Bryce Harper, we're doing it for you.

Harper did not receive a ring, nor would he realistically be eligible, as he was on a different team.
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Oct 16, 2019
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LeBron James' statement on China was so bad he could have claimed it was 'Opposite Day' 10 minutes later

He actually – it was such a bad statement that if he had come back and 10 minutes later been like not or like opposite day, he would have been good. He would have been good if he was like everything I said, that was a joke. I meant the opposite of that.

This is a subjective opinion on the quality of a PR statement.

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Paddy the Baddy is the next star of the UFC

Paddy the Baddy was electric. Paddy the Baddy is the next star of the UFC.

Paddy Pimblett has become a massive fan favorite and major draw, though he hasn't reached McGregor-level championship status yet. The take is largely validated by his popularity.
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I bet LeBron James will announce his next team on Thursday using a golf ball gender reveal format

I think it's going to be like a gender reveal, but with a golf ball. And he's gonna hit the golf ball and it's gonna be the Cavs colors... Burgundy. Do it, do it Thursday. LeBron.

LeBron did not use a golf ball gender reveal to announce a team move in 2026.
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Andy Reid on a horse is a massive Mount Rushmore miss

Andy Reid should have been a pick. The more, just think about it, the more Andy Reid on a horse... that is so fucking funny.

Subjective humor.