Patrick Mahomes is officially washed.

Big Cat, let me ask you embrace debate. Is Patrick Mahomes washed trash or ass? I think he's washed. He's washed. He's washed. Okay. He's washed. Yeah. Check down Merchant. Listen, it happens to every quarterback. He check downs. You know, like Father Time is undefeated.

Nick Sirianni is the most under-respected head coach in the NFL and deserves more credit for his winning percentage.

You gotta respect Nick Sirianni as a head coach. You have to because right now did you know that Nick Sirianni has the highest winning percentage of any coach in the NFL? He's doing an awesome job. And I think it's high time that other podcasts start to recognize that besides just us.

Jalen Hurts is the first quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl while wearing a visor.

The most important thing, [Jalen Hurts] won the Super Bowl with a visor. This is the first quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl while wearing a visor. You talk about records being shattered today. Barriers being broken.

The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.