"The MLB retiring Ichiro at 7 AM in Japan is the worst way to stay relevant" — Big Cat

Take Slip·Mar 22, 2019·Way to Stay Relevant

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The MLB retiring Ichiro at 7 AM in Japan is the worst way to stay relevant

Way to Stay Relevant Baseball, having one of the most liked superstars in the past probably 50 years retire at 7 a.m. when no one was watching in Japan... And on top of all of that, I actually woke up and... I went to Twitter to try to find some clips. Well, another one, MLB. I forgot. No one can tweet any clips from your product. So I couldn't even see Ichiro's last thing until you uploaded it on yourself. So good job, MLB.

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Subjective opinion on marketing efficacy.

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I would have taken Tom Izzo in a fight against his own players

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