"The rims at the Final Four were so soft I could have shot 50% on them." — Big Cat

Take Slip·Apr 4, 2016

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The rims at the Final Four were so soft I could have shot 50% on them.

I could have shot like 50% on those rims. Those rims, there was a few shots that were laughably like they would, the ball would just kind of like bounce around and just stay on the rim and then go in. It would hit like five pieces of the rim and then just fall in.

Opinion CBB Medium Subjective

The shooting percentage of an amateur on those rims is an unprovable hypothetical.

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Take Slip·Apr 4, 2016

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PFT Commenter

It only counts as Opening Day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day

I only count it as opening day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day and watch baseball. Otherwise, like a Sunday night, I could do that any other week of the year.

Opinion Baseball Mild Subjective

This is a subjective definition of a holiday.

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Take Slip·Apr 4, 2016

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Big Cat

Opening Day should always be on a Monday so everyone can skip work and get drunk together.

You have to have opening day be like a Monday. Everyone can skip work, get drunk. There's a lot of games together. Shout out to Johnny Bench. He was absolutely right. I hate what they've done [with Sunday night games].

Opinion Baseball Mild Subjective

This is a subjective opinion about how a sports schedule should be formatted.

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Take Slip·Apr 4, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Fireball is an acceptable ballpark drink until September 1st

I like to do airplane minis, like the mini bottles of Fireball... It's kind of like you don't wear white after Labor Day. You don't want to be drinking Fireball after like September 1st. After September 1st, you want to lose the flavored whiskey and get like some Jack Daniels or something because it's about a playoff push. So you got to focus. None of this sugary crap.