Vegans have nothing to look forward to in life
Vegans gross. Like what do you do? What do you look forward to? Bread? Ice cream? If you're a vegan, tell me what you look forward to? The day you die and you get the sweet release of this hellhole of a life.
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I think that they [Chiefs] win that game. I might fuck around and say the chiefs are back.
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