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Virginia will never win a big game in their 'candy-ass' orange uniforms

UVA can't win a big game. That orange, it's candy-ass. They will never win a big game. I have said it and so it hath been said. ... I just kept on seeing it, I was like this team's never going to win.

Virginia won the Coastal division in 2019 and played in the Orange Bowl, though they have generally struggled since.

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Sep 30, 2019
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Mason Rudolph is not a starting quarterback in the NFL

I've said it and the end this will confirm it tomorrow night. I don't care how good [Mason Rudolph] is tomorrow night if he does really, really well. He's not a starting quarterback in the NFL. I've seen enough of his face.

Mason Rudolph spent the next several years as a backup or third-stringer, only seeing starting time due to injuries or benchings. He has not established himself as a franchise starter.
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Sep 30, 2019
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The Falcons are officially dead for the 2019 season

Falcons are dead. They are officially dead... I don't even think they have like fighting them. Dan Quinn needs to be fired.

The Falcons finished the 2019 season 7-9 and missed the playoffs. Dan Quinn was eventually fired midway through the 2020 season.
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Sep 30, 2019
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Matthew Stafford outdueled Patrick Mahomes in Week 4

Matt Stafford, I'm going to say this, Matt Stafford outdueled Patrick Mahomes. ... [Mahomes] did not look sharp. He was missing guys. He was throwing guys—he looked okay, but he wasn't Patrick Mahomes.

Subjective comparison of performance in a single game.

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Paddy the Baddy is the next star of the UFC

Paddy the Baddy was electric. Paddy the Baddy is the next star of the UFC.

Paddy Pimblett has become a massive fan favorite and major draw, though he hasn't reached McGregor-level championship status yet. The take is largely validated by his popularity.
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I bet LeBron James will announce his next team on Thursday using a golf ball gender reveal format

I think it's going to be like a gender reveal, but with a golf ball. And he's gonna hit the golf ball and it's gonna be the Cavs colors... Burgundy. Do it, do it Thursday. LeBron.

LeBron did not use a golf ball gender reveal to announce a team move in 2026.
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Andy Reid on a horse is a massive Mount Rushmore miss

Andy Reid should have been a pick. The more, just think about it, the more Andy Reid on a horse... that is so fucking funny.

Subjective humor.