A $5,000 ticket to Game 4 of the Knicks-Spurs Finals was actually a bargain

The $5,000 get in price was actually a bargain if you went to that game and you're a Knicks fan because what you got was probably the best night of, of your life... sports will not get any better than that, than if you paid five grand to go to Madison Square Garden last night.

No lead is too big against the Knicks

There's no lead that's too big... against The Knicks. It's not like a fluke. It's, this is what this Knicks team is. They are a team that, that, that will step up in big moments and not give in.

The San Antonio Spurs are the stupidest good team in the NBA

The Spurs are the stupidest team. They're the stupidest good team that I've ever seen. And they're consistently stupid in big moments.

Philadelphia is LeBron James' best chance to win a championship this year.

Philly's the best chance to win a title this year [for LeBron James].

Roger Goodell is objectively great at his job because he is the shield and punching bag for NFL owners.

I don't like Roger Goodell. He's objectively very good at his job because his job is to make the most money for the NFL and be a human punching bag so that you're never mad at owners. You're mad at Roger Goodell. And he checks both those boxes every time.

Swimming is a more masculine and difficult sport than golf or tennis.

Swimming should be ahead of both of you [golf and tennis]. Swimming's way harder... Swimming's so hard. It should be golf, tennis, then swimming.