Women love bad boys and cigarette smokers
Number two [things chicks dig] bad boys... if you can maybe have a little mean streak to you. Chicks dig cigarette smokers slash heavy cologne users. They'll tell their friends, 'ew, he smokes,' then they'll be like, 'ooh, bad boy.'
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Brock Lesnar is the scariest human on Earth
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Deshaun Watson will get even worse
I think Deshaun Watson's gonna get worse. I think he's gonna get even worse. I think it's gonna be comically bad.