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Booger McFarlandBooger McFarland

It is more logical for a football player to piss their pants on the field than to miss a snap by going to the locker room.

Why would I go all the way back to the locker room and maybe miss an important snap that I can help my team? Why not just let it go and move on? ... Especially when you're in the middle of a game, the pants you have on are already sweaty anyway. They got to wash them anyway.

This is a subjective matter of personal hygiene versus competitive necessity.

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Jan 2, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Jason Garrett is the dumbest person alive for playing his starters in Week 17

Jason Garrett wins the Are You the Dumbest Person Alive Award for playing all his starters because he desperately – now, I don't know what you think, but I think it was clear that Jason Garrett wanted to win 10 games so that when Jerry Jones goes to his office next year and is like, hey, I'm thinking about firing you, he's like, but I won 10 games.

The Cowboys beat the Giants 36-35, and while they didn't suffer a catastrophic injury to a star in that specific game, the logic of risking players for a round number in wins is a common point of debate.
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Jan 2, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The rest of the AFC North should be terrified of the Browns in 2019

By the way, if I'm in the AFC North next year, I'm terrified [of the] Browns. That's the big thing. I don't care who their coach is as long as his name isn't Hue [Jackson].

The 2019 Browns were a major disappointment, finishing 6-10 despite the hype, leading to Freddie Kitchens being fired after one season.
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Jan 2, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike McCarthy will be the next head coach of the Cleveland Browns

It's going to be Mike McCarthy. Yeah. He's interviewing them, I think, tomorrow. Oh, and he's got it. Yeah. It's just a formality.

Freddie Kitchens was hired as the Browns head coach for 2019; McCarthy did not take a coaching job that year.

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BYU will be the best team in the Big 12

When it's all said and done, I think you're gonna wind up BYU is gonna be the best team in the Big 12.

The final Big 12 standings and postseason results are not established in the provided context.
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Indiana is the best team in the Big Ten

I think Indiana's the best team in the Big Ten. I think UCLA and what Bob Chesney are doing... is really good.

The final Big Ten standings and postseason results are not established in the provided context.
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Oregon is college football's biggest disappointment

When you think about cost of roster relative to expectation, relative to reality, yeah, 100%.

'Biggest disappointment' is an evaluative judgment, though Oregon's record and season outcome can provide context.