It is more logical for a football player to piss their pants on the field than to miss a snap by going to the locker room.
Why would I go all the way back to the locker room and maybe miss an important snap that I can help my team? Why not just let it go and move on? ... Especially when you're in the middle of a game, the pants you have on are already sweaty anyway. They got to wash them anyway.
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