The Steelers are like Michigan football because they count championships won before the Super Bowl era

That's a classic Steelers move to count the championships that you won before the Super Bowl was a thing. I'm saying that's a classic thing to reach back. Well, in 1920, we won the big contest. We call that Michigan football.

Michigan football counts national championships they won before black people were allowed to play

Michigan football counts all the national championships they won before they let black people play.

The Patriots are a better team specifically because of Dion Lewis

Actually, the real reason is Dion Lewis. They are 14-0 when [Lewis] plays. [Brady's] a system quarterback, in other words.

Barstool wouldn't be as big as it is if ESPN hadn't cancelled Barstool Van Talk

I don't think we're like the behemoth if ESPN didn't ironically create a common enemy for all of us to unite against. That is a huge moment. That was the moment that realigned kind of everybody and forced us down the path where it's gonna be us kind of together.

I probably would have left Barstool Sports if sports gambling wasn't legalized.

I didn't think I would stay [at Barstool], I don't know what would've happened with Barstool. I don't know what they would've done with you guys contracts, but I think I probably would've been on my own.

Barstool's track record of avoiding offensive content is actually very good considering how much was published without an editor.

I actually think our track record is so good for the amount that we're publishing trying to be funny with no editor. And it's like that I always, it's like you going back to 2010 for one blog when you've got read everything I've ever written. But you just try and make people laugh.