You only learn a commissioner's name if they have fucked up

If you learn a commissioner's name it's because they fucked up at some point. It's like learning the name of an offensive lineman or a referee in football.

Alex Bregman's comment about getting beaned will bite him during the 2020 season

Alex Bregman said his favorite unwritten rule is the rules that get you beaned with fastballs when you deserve it. So that sucks for Alex Bregman that he had that quote. That's a tough quote hate to see it to now have an entire career facing an entire season.

Buy all your Dayton stock because they have been unbelievable this season

College basketball obviously has been awesome. Dayton, by the way, buy all your Dayton stock because they have been unbelievable. They have like a weird fanbase... but here's me saying something nice about Dayton. Buy all your stock.

Ole Miss will blow out Mississippi State in the Egg Bowl 60-14

Egg Bowl, I think it's going to be like 60 to 14. Yeah, we're going to blow Mississippi State out.

The Seahawks will beat the Packers 27-18

Seahawks-Packers and Green Bay is going to be called, let's say, 27-18... 27-18, Seahawks.

I learned my lesson from fumbling at the goal line and will never let it happen again

It was a stupid mistake on my part. I really thought [I] burnt them bad and didn't think he was gonna come back... I lived and I learned. [It] definitely won't happen again.