At least one punt in Super Bowl 58 will result in a touchback
Will any punt result in a touchback? ... I'll be loading up, unloading the clip, emptying the clip, putting it all on this one prop. ... There's gonna be a fucking touchback on one of these punts for sure.
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View episodeThe Chiefs defense is better than people realize and Steve Spagnuolo will put on a masterclass in the Super Bowl
I think the Chiefs defense is better than people realize. And I think Spags [Steve Spagnuolo] is going to put on a masterclass... Mahomes is Mahomes. And there's just so many things that I just keep going back to like the Chiefs. They've just been there, done that. They know how to win these games.
Kyle Shanahan might not be a 'clutch' coach
I was like, can a coach be clutch? You don't normally hear about coaches being clutch. Maybe Kyle Shanahan's just not clutch.
There will be no doinked field goals or extra points in Super Bowl 58
No fucking doinks. Oh no doinks. We're running it back. I got doinked big time last year and I just realized I'm talking about Moody and even his makes are close to being misses. And also last year it was Butker. But he's a good kicker. There's no chance he double doinks. No chance. So what I'm doing is I'm going to have my vengeance on the doink from last year. And I'm going to double my bet this year and go, no doinks.
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Josh Allen's in his prime, they looked unbelievable. They're gonna be probably the team to beat in the AFC.
Steve Ballmer is eating shit
Who's back of the week is eating shit. Steve Ballmer.
The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams
Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.