I would perform a sexual act with a cat for $2 million if it stayed secret
If no one was to find out, a couple sheets... a couple sheets, $2 million, and Hank would fuck a cat? Raw dog, too.
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View episodeThe Monday after the first weekend of March Madness is the worst Monday of the year
I actually contend it's the worst Monday of the year. [After] having nothing but games for four days nonstop, and then there's just an end. It just ends, and you're like, what the hell?
UCF would have beaten Duke if Taco Fall hadn't gotten into foul trouble
If Taco Fall didn't get foul trouble, which I think is impossible for Taco Fall to not get foul trouble because he basically just stands under the hoop and guys just jump into him, UCF wins that game.
The five-foul limit in college basketball is terrible and needs to be changed
I hate the five fouls in college basketball. Suck. They need to fix it.
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View profileThe Browns cannot make a serious playoff run
Could they make a run to the Super Bowl? No. Yes or no. Yeah. Think of the Browns. The Browns aren't good. We know the Browns aren't good.
The Giants are a strong play with the points
I love the Giants nine. JJ McCarthy was phenomenal last week. You look great. The Texans are not great.
I bet a lot of money on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl
I bet a lot of money on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.