"The Celtics will win five championships after LeBron James leaves for the Lakers" — Hank

Take Slip·Dec 18, 2017·Who's Back

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The Celtics will win five championships after LeBron James leaves for the Lakers

[Gordon Hayward] is going to beat LeBron, then LeBron's going to leave, go to L.A., and Celtics are going to win, like, five championships.

Prediction Basketball Scorching

LeBron did leave for LA in 2018, but the Celtics did not win five championships (they have won one since this take).

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Take Slip·Dec 18, 2017

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Rob Gronkowski is a cheat code and no one can guard him

Basically, you just keep throwing it to Gronk because Gronk's a cheat coach. No one can guard Gronk.

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Gronkowski is widely considered one of the greatest tight ends ever and was notoriously difficult to cover throughout his career.

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Take Slip·Dec 18, 2017

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The Jaguars are a for-real team and people shouldn't sleep on them

I'm pumped because I think the Jags, like, people sleep on the Jags, and I know we laugh at them because their franchise has been pretty much a comedy of errors. But they're a for-real team.

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The 2017 Jaguars finished 10-6 and reached the AFC Championship game, proving they were a legitimate contender that season.

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The Jaguars defense is the best in the NFL

That defense is probably the best defense in the NFL. Like, no joke. It's them, it's the Vikings, and then there's a pretty big drop-off after that.

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The 2017 Jaguars finished 2nd in total defense and 2nd in scoring defense, while the Vikings finished 1st in both. They were widely considered the top two units.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.