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HankHank

The Lakers are going to get smoked by the Thunder

They're gonna get smoked.

The Thunder defeated the Lakers in the 2025 NBA Playoffs first round.

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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The New York Knicks defeated the Philadelphia 76ers in the 2026 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals, sweeping the series 4-0. The prediction was that the Knicks would win in five games.
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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks have to be thinking they might be the best NBA team of all time right now

The Knicks look like they're just going to — it's gonna be a cakewalk for them to the NBA Finals. New York is actually thinking right now, like, there's a chance that we might be the best NBA team of all time. They've been doing that — shooting 65% from the field, 50% from three — repeatedly. It's not just one night.

The Knicks did not win the championship in 2025, so if taken literally this is incorrect, but the framing was always wry/conditional.
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May 6, 2026
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HankHank

The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Hank predicted the Sixers would beat the Knicks in seven games. The New York Knicks swept the Philadelphia 76ers 4-0 in the 2026 Eastern Conference Semifinals, meaning the series did not go to seven games and the Sixers did not win.

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HankHank

The Colts are even less watchable than the Chargers

They are the deadest, most non-competitive football team, other than the Chargers, that I've ever seen. I think they might be worse.

This is a subjective comparison of two teams' quality and watchability.
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HankHank

The Patriots feel like a one- or two-seed

I feel like the Bills are gonna lose another game. Not against the Patriots. Lose their next game against the Patriots and then we're gonna be in the same spot. So where do you feel though overall? Like are you the two seed? One seed possibly one seed. Two. Two or one seed. Yeah. That's how it feels.

The Patriots' final playoff seed can be resolved after the 2026 regular season, but the outcome is not reliably known here.
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HankHank

The Jets can't build a winning culture

You just can't. It's hard to build a winning culture ever. It doesn't matter what you're doing if you're the Jets.

This is a deliberately broad franchise judgment rather than a claim that can be definitively proven or disproven.