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The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Outcome depends on the remainder of the series.

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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The Knicks beat the Sixers 4-2 in the real 2024 playoffs, but this take is from a 2026 perspective where they are meeting again.
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May 6, 2026
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The Knicks are currently the best NBA team of all time

The Knicks look like they do look like they're just going to, it's gonna be a cake walk for him to the NBA finals. New York is actually thinking right now, like the Knicks. There's a chance that we might be the best NBA team of all [time].

Literally incorrect, as they are not better than the 96 Bulls or 17 Warriors.
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May 6, 2026
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Timberwolves vs. Spurs will go seven games

I think it's gonna go seven. I think it's two very evenly matched teams. Two very well coached teams. But that's why we don't count the wolves out.

Series outcome pending.

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Jalen Brown complaining about flopping after losing game seven is loser talk

I gotta put my hand up on that one. That is sour grapes. That is loser talk. You just lost game seven and then not complain, but kind of bitch on that. That is a little bit of loser talk. If you're a good competitor, you're gonna be a sore loser. If you win the game, it's not a problem. Every shit happens in every NBA game that's ever been played.

Subjective judgment about sportsmanship - can't be definitively resolved.
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The Celtics will win Game 7 by 40 points

The Boston people that I follow... that is overdramatic. And that actually makes me feel better that this is when the Celtics do thrive, they come together, they win by 40, they use that momentum and they keep going. So that, that's what I think is gonna happen. They're gonna win by 40.

The Celtics won Game 7 against the Sixers in May 2023 (which this fictionalized transcript refers to) 112-88. A 24-point win is dominant, but not 40.
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I now want the Lakers to blow their 3-0 lead so bad

Now I want them to just blow this lead so bad.

Subjective preference, not a falsifiable prediction.