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HankHank

The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Hank predicted the Sixers would beat the Knicks in seven games. The New York Knicks swept the Philadelphia 76ers 4-0 in the 2026 Eastern Conference Semifinals, meaning the series did not go to seven games and the Sixers did not win.

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May 6, 2026
#30409
MemesMemes

The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The New York Knicks defeated the Philadelphia 76ers in the 2026 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals, sweeping the series 4-0. The prediction was that the Knicks would win in five games.
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May 6, 2026
#30410
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The Knicks have to be thinking they might be the best NBA team of all time right now

The Knicks look like they're just going to — it's gonna be a cakewalk for them to the NBA Finals. New York is actually thinking right now, like, there's a chance that we might be the best NBA team of all time. They've been doing that — shooting 65% from the field, 50% from three — repeatedly. It's not just one night.

The Knicks did not win the championship in 2025, so if taken literally this is incorrect, but the framing was always wry/conditional.
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May 6, 2026
#30429
HankHank

The Lakers are going to get smoked by the Thunder

They're gonna get smoked.

The Thunder defeated the Lakers in the 2025 NBA Playoffs first round.

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HankHank

Most of the World Cup fandom in the Barstool office is entirely fake and performative.

The amount of fake soccer fans that are coming outta the woodwork in this office. Like, I walked into a game... we have TVs in the gambling cave. Four of 'em were on one soccer game. They didn't even have the US Open on that. [...] To act like every game of the World Cup is let's sit down and lock in on these games, it's performative. There's a lot of performative soccer fandom going on. And I'm just not doing it.

Subjective observation of his coworkers' behavior.
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HankHank

I would not trade Jayson Tatum or Jaylen Brown for Giannis Antetokounmpo

[Big Cat: Do you want Giannis, answer the question, yes or no?] No. We won a championship with Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum. Why would we give that up?

Inherently subjective team-building opinion.
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The San Antonio Spurs' collapse in the Finals will haunt them for years

And they had demons, like the players on that team young. Yeah. They made it to the finals. Yeah. That game. They're gonna be seeing ghosts like that's gonna haunt them. I I I That's gonna haunt them in the playoffs for years to come... I think that performance in the finals is gonna haunt him and them For more than people give it credit For.

Pending the Spurs' performance in future postseasons.