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HankHank

The Patriots are unequivocally better than the Buccaneers and the Eagles right now.

Are the Patriots better than the Bucks and the Eagles right now? Yes. ... laugh, feel free to laugh. Unequivocally you're saying they're better. ... I feel great about this team. We're on the right path.

Subjective comparison of NFL power rankings.

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Oct 20, 2025
#2024
Big CatBig Cat

Trevor Lawrence is the most sackable quarterback in the NFL because his spin moves never work.

I think [Trevor Lawrence] is the most sackable quarterback we have... Trevor Lawrence I think is over for a hundred on spin moves that don't work. He like, he'll spin or try to sidestep and a guy will get one arm on him and he'll be sacked.

This is a subjective evaluation of Lawrence's pocket presence and sack rate.
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Oct 20, 2025
#2025
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are officially Super Bowl contenders.

The Rams are for real, for real. They basically are in the, can we get everyone healthy for the playoffs? Can we be healthy when the playoffs come around? ... Matthew Stafford is still just as good as ever. ... Super Bowl contenders.

The Rams were Super Bowl contenders (12-5, Stafford MVP, NFCCG) but lost to Seahawks 27-31 in the NFCCG.
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Oct 20, 2025
#20982
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Trayvon Walker is the most forgettable number one overall pick in NFL history.

Trayvon Walker. I think he's got to be the most forgettable number one overall pick ever. And it was two years ago. ... He isn't terrible. ... but he, but he's not like, he doesn't do those flashes of anything spectacular.

Subjective opinion on legacy and memorability.

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HankHank

This is the Knicks' championship to lose

This series is over. Right. And the Spurs Thunder series looks like it's going at least six, probably seven. Like it looks like an absolute battle. Yeah. So that's good for them. The Spurs all things, I mean, this is, this is the Knicks championship to lose.

The Knicks are currently in the second round/Conference finals (implied), so they haven't won the championship yet.
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HankHank

My official stance on the Toucher & Rich radio beef is simply 'fuck 'em'

I'm not leading this battle. They took a shot. I said fuck him. And that's where I stand... Official stance. So you guys can just fuck him.

Subjective personal stance.
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HankHank

I did not fart during the Kellen Moore interview; it was just air that fell out of my body

The sound did come out of me, my body. But it was not a conscious fart... Most farts air coming out of your asshole, max, most farts max have to push. Like most farts, you're like, this one fell out... I was not like, consciously like, oh, I got a fart. But when I lifted up my leg, I, I guess I had like gas down there... A dude came out of my ass. That was so loud.

It was definitively a fart.