The Pyramids of Giza were probably built by aliens
I'm going to go with the real pyramids, Pyramids of Giza... the greatest structural engineering ever done, probably done by aliens.
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I was watching the highlights again today and I was like, Zach Wilson wins the Super Bowl for the Jets. I'm going to convert to Mormonism.
Big Ben is officially my number one quarterback in the AFC North
I would have this [Big Ben] as my number one quarterback in the division. This [Ben] that we saw from the last week.
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The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams
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