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The 'Shampoo Soup' is a top-tier hotel move

This is my patented thing. I might trademark this move, but the shampoo soup. You get in the shower, you just take all of the free complimentary bottles and you just pour them into your hand and just rub it all over your body. Listen, that's not really shampoo. It's not body wash. It's all basically the same thing. You just combine them.

Subjective and scientifically questionable hygiene advice.

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Aug 20, 2021
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Buffalo is the greatest place on Earth

The city of Buffalo is the greatest place on Earth. We went to the meet and greet yesterday, it was like two and a half hours straight of meeting people, taking pictures, and it was awesome... there's just something special about the people here.

Subjective opinion about a city.
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Skip Bayless officially won the breakup with Stephen A. Smith

Max Kellerman is out. So officially, like Stephen A. Smith, I think Skip officially has won this breakup because Stephen A. Smith is now moving on from the rebound. It was a five-year rebound or whatever.

Subjective comparison of two sports media giants' careers post-split.
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Aug 20, 2021
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The Washington Football Team should keep 'Football Team' as their permanent name

If they make the playoffs, it has to stay football team. Teams need mascots. I'm okay to be a football. I like Red Hogs. I like Red Wolves. I also think that they might just say this is a fake list and bring back Sentinels.

The team eventually rebranded to the Commanders in February 2022.

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The Colts are even less watchable than the Chargers

They are the deadest, most non-competitive football team, other than the Chargers, that I've ever seen. I think they might be worse.

This is a subjective comparison of two teams' quality and watchability.
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The Patriots feel like a one- or two-seed

I feel like the Bills are gonna lose another game. Not against the Patriots. Lose their next game against the Patriots and then we're gonna be in the same spot. So where do you feel though overall? Like are you the two seed? One seed possibly one seed. Two. Two or one seed. Yeah. That's how it feels.

The Patriots' final playoff seed can be resolved after the 2026 regular season, but the outcome is not reliably known here.
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The Jets can't build a winning culture

You just can't. It's hard to build a winning culture ever. It doesn't matter what you're doing if you're the Jets.

This is a deliberately broad franchise judgment rather than a claim that can be definitively proven or disproven.