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Josh Allen + Bills OC Brian Daboll, Grit Week Finale, WingNutz Creator Ed + Mt Rushmore Of Hotel Moves

Friday, August 20, 202120 takes

We finish Grit Week live from the Knights of Columbus in Buffalo where we have found Wing Nirvana. Recapping the week plus our new song with Benny The Butcher was created in the studio Wednesday Night ( - ). WingNutz creator Ed joins the show to tell us how he created the perfect wing and hopes for the Bills this year ( - ). Josh Allen and Bills OC Brian Daboll join the show from Bills Camp where we talk Offense, what to expect in the upcoming season, Dabs learning from Belichick and Saban plus Josh Allen owes us 15 million dollars ( - ). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Hotel Moves and Fyre Fest of the Week

Josh Allen and Brian Daboll on Grit Week Finale and Wing Nirvana

Grit Week 2021 has officially come to a close, and Big Cat and PFT Commenter finished it in the most Buffalo way possible: sitting inside a Knights of Columbus eating the best wings on the planet. The energy in the city is palpable, and Big Cat isn't hiding his affection for the 716.

Void
Aug 20, 2021
#13012
Big CatBig Cat

Buffalo is the greatest place on Earth

The city of Buffalo is the greatest place on Earth. We went to the meet and greet yesterday, it was like two and a half hours straight of meeting people, taking pictures, and it was awesome... there's just something special about the people here.

Subjective opinion about a city.

Before getting to the Bills facility, the guys recapped a wild week that included a studio session with Benny the Butcher. While PFT was soaking up the creative vibes (and maybe some other substances), Big Cat was coming to terms with his lack of flow. They also touched on the sports media landscape, specifically the breakup of First Take.

Void
Aug 20, 2021
#13013
Big CatBig Cat

Skip Bayless officially won the breakup with Stephen A. Smith

Max Kellerman is out. So officially, like Stephen A. Smith, I think Skip officially has won this breakup because Stephen A. Smith is now moving on from the rebound. It was a five-year rebound or whatever.

Subjective comparison of two sports media giants' careers post-split.

The Wing King of Buffalo

Ed from WingNutz joined the show to share the gospel of the perfect wing. The story is pure grit: Ed and his wife Alicia were tired of bad wings, so they spent a year trial-and-erroring deep fryers in their basement until they perfected the crunch. Now operating out of a rental kitchen, Ed has the ultimate confidence in his hometown team.

Loss
Aug 20, 2021
#13016
EdEd

The Buffalo Bills will win the Super Bowl this year

Lifelong Buffalo guy. Bills through and through. Is this the year? Yep. Done. I just won Super Bowl, you know. I mean, watching four in a row go down, I was just so heartbroken.

The 2021 Bills lost in the Divisional Round to the Chiefs (the 13-second game).

Josh Allen and Brian Daboll

Live from Bills training camp, the guys sat down with OC Brian Daboll and Josh Allen. Daboll, who has coached under both Bill Belichick and Nick Saban, provided some great insight into the different styles of the two legends, specifically when it comes to their wardrobe choices.

Win
Aug 20, 2021
#13017
Brian DabollBrian Daboll

Nick Saban dresses better than Bill Belichick

They're both a little different. I'd say Bill's kind of dry humor. Nick will get you some zingers in there. I'd say Nick definitely dresses better than Bill. That's probably the big difference between the two.

Given Belichick's penchant for cut-off hoodies, this is widely accepted as true.

Josh Allen joined the conversation to discuss his evolution from a high-upside prospect to a legitimate MVP candidate. While the media has finally caught up to his talent, Josh explained that his internal expectations are what really drive him.

Win
Aug 20, 2021
#13020
Josh AllenJosh Allen

I expect myself to progress and get even better this year

The bar I set for myself is higher than anything anyone else can set for me. I mean, I expect [myself to keep getting better] too, though. It's something I set for myself as well.

Allen had another very strong season in 2021, finishing with over 4,400 yards and 36 TDs, largely living up to his own progression goals.

He also gave a peak into his chaotic playstyle, explaining that even when he's ten yards behind the line of scrimmage, he's looking to turn a disaster into a highlight through the power of mathematics.

Void
Aug 20, 2021
#13018
Josh AllenJosh Allen

Bad football plays can turn out good because 'negative times negative is positive'

Really, my perspective is just try to make a play. When I get in those situations where I'm 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage, I'm like, I can't take a sack here. I've got to do whatever I can to get out of this... They say negative times a negative is positive. That's kind of my mindset.

While the math is correct, the application to football is an opinion on risk management.

One of the most important segments of the interview revolved around the "we" debate. While some Twitter pedants hate it when fans use collective pronouns, Josh Allen is fully leaning into the Buffalo culture.

Void
Aug 20, 2021
#13021
Josh AllenJosh Allen

Buffalo is 100% a 'we' town for sports fans

Fans should be allowed to say, like, we kicked their ass yesterday, right? Right? That's totally fine to say. Do you take offense? No, we're all one big family here. Absolutely we. They're 100% we.

Subjective validation of fan culture by a star player.

Mount Rushmore of Hotel Moves

After a week on the road, the guys were primed for the Mount Rushmore of Hotel Moves. This was a classic PMT performance, ranging from the practical to the slightly deranged. Big Cat started things off with the absolute essential move for any traveler.

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Big CatBig Cat

Cranking the AC as low as possible is the #1 hotel move

Easy 1-1, cranking the AC as low as it can possibly go. That is the number one rule of every hotel room. You get in there. It's not your AC. Pray it goes below 65.

Subjective lifestyle preference, though highly relatable.

Things took a turn when Hank introduced "Shampoo Soup," a move where you combine every single complimentary bottle into one giant lather. It's efficient, it's weird, and it's peak Hank.

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HankHank

The 'Shampoo Soup' is a top-tier hotel move

This is my patented thing. I might trademark this move, but the shampoo soup. You get in the shower, you just take all of the free complimentary bottles and you just pour them into your hand and just rub it all over your body. Listen, that's not really shampoo. It's not body wash. It's all basically the same thing. You just combine them.

Subjective and scientifically questionable hygiene advice.

PFT brought some travel logic to the table, arguing that every hotel room needs a "luggage bed" to avoid the dreaded dresser drawers.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Every hotel room needs two beds so one can be used for luggage and clothes

Using one of the two beds in your room as the bag and clothes bed. Yeah, as a shelf. You just put all your stuff out on there, dirty clothes, that goes on the bed too. It's actually – most bedrooms that are being designed right now in America should have a second bed. Because it's so much easier to just use a bed as that than it is to use a closet or a dresser.

Subjective travel preference.

Big Cat closed out with a move designed for survival, ensuring that no one is held captive by the aggressive tucking habits of hotel staff.

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Big CatBig Cat

You must loosen the hotel sheets before getting in or it's a 'straight jacket'

One of the first things I do when I get in a hotel room is I rip the sheets because they always make the bed so fucking tight that if you try to get into it, you basically get—it's a straight jacket. So I like to rip up the bottom of the sheets and kind of loosen up the bed.

Subjective hotel habit.

Between Billy failing a wing challenge and Big Cat accidentally swallowing a dip pouch on the bus, Grit Week 2021 was a massive success.

Go Bills and shout out Peggy.

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Loss
Aug 20, 2021
#13014
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Football Team should keep 'Football Team' as their permanent name

If they make the playoffs, it has to stay football team. Teams need mascots. I'm okay to be a football. I like Red Hogs. I like Red Wolves. I also think that they might just say this is a fake list and bring back Sentinels.

The team eventually rebranded to the Commanders in February 2022.
Push
Aug 20, 2021
#13015
Big CatBig Cat

Porn is the driving engine behind the internet

Anytime they try to take porn off of the internet, it's like that's what the internet was... The driving engine behind the internet is porn. It is. It's like trying to shovel a driveway in Antarctica. If you took all the porn off the internet, people would just not be on the internet anymore.

While hyperbolically stated, the adult industry has historically driven significant internet traffic and technological innovation (streaming, payment processing).
Void
Aug 20, 2021
#28821
Brian DabollBrian Daboll

Grit is defined by guys who don't let failure define them, but refine them

I'd say that guys that never give in, have a lot of toughness, probably have faced some adversity in their life or failure on a practice field and really didn't let failure define them, but more refine them, if you will.

This is a subjective definition of a personality trait.
Loss
Aug 20, 2021
#13019
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Design downfield laterals are the future of football

Design downfield laterals. That's the future of football. Yeah, we'll set up a Zoom. But honestly, the Hail Mary on like second down, they'll never see it coming.

While some teams have experimented with laterals (e.g., the Kelce to Perine play in 2023), they have not become a standard 'future of football' tactic.
Win
Aug 20, 2021
#28822
Josh AllenJosh Allen

The Buffalo Bills have a really good roster and the front office has tough decisions to make

I'll tell you what, Brandon Beane's going to have some tough decisions to make because it's—we have a really good roster.

The Bills finished with a winning record and a playoff win, confirming they had a high-quality roster.
Void
Aug 20, 2021
#28823
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Miami, Anaheim, and Arlington are not 'we' towns for sports fans

I would say like Miami, probably not a we town. Yeah, right. Maybe Anaheim. Anaheim, not a we town. Arlington, Texas. Yeah, not a we town.

The 'we' town designation is a subjective measure of community fan identity.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Hotels that set 6 a.m. alarms on the bedside clock are the worst

The worst is when you go to a hotel and you don't even realize that there's an alarm set and it will go off. That happens like once every 10 times, but it's brutal. Like a 6 a.m. alarm and you just have to fucking smash that clock against the wall.

Universally accepted as an annoying occurrence.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The hot tub is a great hotel move for vacations and late nights

My last one is going to be the hot tub. The hot tub in the pool... the hot tub is a great thing to come back to at the end of the day.

Subjective hotel preference.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If a hotel door has an actual key, it is either quaint or a crack house

If you stay in a hotel that has a key right now, it's one of two things. It's either like if you have a key to unlock your door, it's either a very quaint place or it's just a crack house. And there's no in-between whatsoever.

This is a humorous observation/generalization.

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