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I would beat the fuck out of Hank and it would do huge numbers

The thing about me is I would beat the fuck outta Hank. And it would do numbers too. Nueys too. I would beat the fuck out of this guy.

This is a subjective claim about a hypothetical fight, though Max is significantly larger than Hank.

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Feb 13, 2023
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The Chiefs were the better team in Super Bowl 57 and Patrick Mahomes is definitively the best player in the NFL

The chiefs were the better team. They were. And Patrick Mahomes and that offense and that offensive line and what Andy Reid did in the second half, they scored on every single possession... [Mahomes] is the guy. He has two Super Bowl wins in five years. He is 27 years old. He's fucking insane.

The Chiefs won the game 38-35 and Mahomes won MVP, validating the take immediately.
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Feb 13, 2023
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Patrick Mahomes is officially a 'tough motherfucker'

Patrick Mahomes two mvp, two Super Bowl MVPs... we can also add tough motherfucker to us. I think he's officially, he's a tough motherfucker now, right? He is the quintessential gamer.

Mahomes' performance on a gimpy ankle is widely cited as one of the gutsiest in Super Bowl history.
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Feb 13, 2023
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The Eagles' defense let the team down in Super Bowl 57 much more than the officiating did

Your defense gave up 31 points and your defensive line got no sacks. Jalen Hurts played his fucking ass off, outside of the fumble that was obviously very costly... The Eagles defense is what let them down. It was Patrick Mahomes being Patrick Mahomes and being the best player in the NFL.

The Eagles defense, which had 70 sacks in the regular season, failed to register a single sack against Mahomes and allowed scores on every second-half possession.

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I would take Jalen Hurts over Trevor Lawrence

I would take Jalen Hurts.

Quarterback preference is inherently subjective and cannot be definitively judged.
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The Eagles are going to be bad this year if training camp is any indication

I'm opting out of all Training Camp Updates for the rest of the summer. Because if training camp has any indication, the Eagles are gonna be bad this year.

The season hasn't happened yet, but the Eagles' performance will resolve this by the end of the 2026 regular season.
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Joshua Baez's MLB debut is more impressive than a 3-touchdown NFL debut

He tried to say that [Joshua Baez's 3-HR debut] is the same thing as an NFL player's debut having three touchdowns. Not even close. Not even remotely close.

This is a subjective comparison between sports achievements.