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The Chiefs Win Super Bowl 57, Fastest 2 Minutes + Max & Rone Recap The Heartbreak From Inside The Stadium

Monday, February 13, 202312 takes

The final Fastest 2 Minutes of the season we then recap Super Bowl 57, Mahomes MVP and what happened to the Eagles defense. About 25 minutes in Max and Rone get back from the stadium and tell us about the pain they're going through, what they were thinking during the game and how deep their hurt is. We finish with Who's back of the week.

Recap

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Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs were the better team in Super Bowl 57 and Patrick Mahomes is definitively the best player in the NFL

The chiefs were the better team. They were. And Patrick Mahomes and that offense and that offensive line and what Andy Reid did in the second half, they scored on every single possession... [Mahomes] is the guy. He has two Super Bowl wins in five years. He is 27 years old. He's fucking insane.

The Chiefs won the game 38-35 and Mahomes won MVP, validating the take immediately.
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Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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Patrick Mahomes is officially a 'tough motherfucker'

Patrick Mahomes two mvp, two Super Bowl MVPs... we can also add tough motherfucker to us. I think he's officially, he's a tough motherfucker now, right? He is the quintessential gamer.

Mahomes' performance on a gimpy ankle is widely cited as one of the gutsiest in Super Bowl history.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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The grass was the LVP of Super Bowl 57

I would like to award the very first ever part of my take L v P... The l v P of Super Bowl 57 was the field. Yeah. Was the grass so bad? They put in new grass two weeks ago... Tahoma 31 Grass. And it was mid, that grass was mid, it was bad.

The field conditions were a major post-game talking point, with many players and pundits calling it an embarrassment.
Void
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

Terry Bradshaw should retire from sports media

I think it might be time for Terry Bradshaw to hang it up. He, he, he looked a little lost on the stage and he also said, Hey big guy to Andy Reid, why don't you waddle on over here? Yeah. To get the Lombardi.

Bradshaw's retirement is subjective, though he remained on Fox through the following season.

Interview

Void
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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RoneRone

The Eagles' 2017 Super Bowl win is like a delicious bag of heroin that Philly will never taste again

In some ways it makes the Super Bowl that we won five years ago, just a fucking delicious bag of heroin that we tasted once that we'll never be able to taste again. That we're just chasing after in this, this hellish like riddle that we're just living in.

This is a subjective emotional state common to sports fans after a major loss.
Void
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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HankHank

Patrick Mahomes has a shot at being the best quarterback of all time

He's got two Super Bowls. Yeah. In five years... He's got a shot [at being the best quarterback of all time].

Mahomes is currently widely considered the only active threat to Tom Brady's legacy, though he is still five titles behind.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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MaxMax

Jalen Hurts is definitively a franchise quarterback and no one can say anything bad about him

Jalen Hertz did look really good. Jalen Hertz was phenomenal. That's, that's one thing that you can walk away is being like, no one can say anything bad about Jalen Hertz anymore.

Hurts signed a massive 5-year, $255 million contract extension shortly after this, confirming the team's commitment to him as a franchise QB.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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MaxMax

The Sixers will lose to the Celtics in the playoffs this year

We're gonna lose to the Celtics in the playoffs this year and it's going to be like the most devastating thing of all time.

The 76ers did lose to the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Semifinals in 7 games in May 2023.
Loss
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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MaxMax

Jason Kelce is definitely retiring

Jason Kelce is definitely retiring. That was his last... I love Jason Kelce. I'm gonna miss him so much.

Jason Kelce announced he would return for the 2023 season in March 2023. He didn't retire until after the 2023 season.
Loss
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023
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The NFL is going to outlaw the Jalen Hurts QB sneak (tush push) next year

You know what's, what's wild is I'm pretty sure the NFL is gonna outlaw that play next year... because who really writes the rule book? It's Jerry Jones. And Jerry Jones, he plays in the division against you guys.

The NFL competition committee reviewed the play but chose not to ban it for the 2023 season; it remained legal and frequently used.

Who Is Back

Loss
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

I'm going to wish Orlando Brown Jr. into existence as a member of the Chicago Bears

Orlando Brown Jr. tweeted me a picture from the bus... holding Lombardi with a beer... I just replied saying, can't wait to root for you in Chicago next year. So that's one of those ones I'm just gonna wish him into existence so he's a Bear.

Orlando Brown Jr. signed a 4-year, $64 million contract with the Cincinnati Bengals in March 2023.
Void
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2023·Who's Back
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Megan Fox followed Eminem on Instagram specifically to spite Machine Gun Kelly

Megan Fox is back. Her and Machine Gun Kelly broke up and she unfollowed everybody on Instagram except for three people... Eminem... I feel like she just followed Eminem just to fuck with Machine Gun Kelly.

This is a subjective interpretation of celebrity social media behavior.