Getting your wife pregnant is the secret to winning golf tournaments

If you want to win a golf tournament, you have to get your wife pregnant. And then sure enough, either right after you give birth or right after you conceive, you will get an interview right after you win something and you'll announce it.

A baseball player must reach 2,000 hits to be considered elite

I think most real seam heads would say like 2000 hits. If you get to 2000 hits, you're probably elite. ... if you get to 2000, that's the big number in baseball. Everyone talks about you gotta get to 2000 hits.

Bryce Harper will return to being a beast this season after disrespect from his GM

Bryce Harper's been nothing but good. And Dave Dombrowski disrespecting him like that. Bryce has every right to be upset about that. ... I think he's gonna be a beast this year. He's gonna return to being a beast.

LeBron James will sign with the Miami Heat.

Yeah. I mean he's gonna, he's gonna go to the Heat. So like Savannah's not going to Philly. She's not living in Philly.

Zac is officially 6'0.5" without shoes

It's officially six foot and a half without shoes on. You're not even close to five 11... You're six one. Like, what are we doing?

Jalen Hurts will have an MVP-caliber year in 2026

Jalen Hurts is gonna have an MVP year this year. MVP A hundred percent. He will be in the conversation... He will be in the conversation at the end of the year.