It is unpatriotic to take the under on the NFL Hall of Fame game

So great to hear the music. So great to bet the over, which I'm probably gonna lose, but I'm gonna take it anyways because it's unpatriotic to take the under on the Hall of Fame game.

Roger Goodell's push for guardian caps is a calculated move to blame players for safety issues later when the league pushes for a 19-game season

I think Roger Goodell was like, tell you what, in the effort of player safety, I will allow you to wear a giant helmet that makes you look like a clown. And no one's gonna do it. And then Roger Goodell could be like, oh, I gave them the option of wearing the big red clown nose on their face. But they chose not to do it. I guess they don't care about player safety. Let's do 19 games.

Jordan Love deserves every dollar of the massive contract extension he received from the Packers

Jordan Love got paid and he made a lot of money and Tua got paid. He made a lot of money... [Jordan Love] deserves every dollar that he got.

I would take Jalen Hurts over Trevor Lawrence

I would take Jalen Hurts.

The Eagles are going to be bad this year if training camp is any indication

I'm opting out of all Training Camp Updates for the rest of the summer. Because if training camp has any indication, the Eagles are gonna be bad this year.

Joshua Baez's MLB debut is more impressive than a 3-touchdown NFL debut

He tried to say that [Joshua Baez's 3-HR debut] is the same thing as an NFL player's debut having three touchdowns. Not even close. Not even remotely close.