The Braves are soft and complainers after their playoff exit

This series [we learned] Braves kind of soft, kind of complainers. If you're a Braves fan, you won a World Series a couple years ago, you'd be happy with that. But now you seem pretty soft. This postseason between the complaining about a reporter tweeting out an accurate statement from the clubhouse... gimme a fucking break.

The Broncos will bench Russell Wilson and he has played himself out of a Hall of Fame career

Russell Wilson stinks. He turtles so fast in the pocket. He threw for 95 yards. It was never close. I think they might bench Russell Wilson. He's played himself out of a Hall of Fame career as well.

Andy Reid is playing the NFL on 'expert mode' because he's bored

I think Andy Reid is bored with the NFL. I think Andy Reid is—he's made himself play the NFL on expert mode with the weird shit that he's obsessed with doing. Because I think that this Chiefs offense, if they wanted to play just normal football, would've beaten the fuck out of the Broncos. But they do all these weird plays, almost like Andy is just like—he's playing with his food.

LeBron James will sign with the Miami Heat.

Yeah. I mean he's gonna, he's gonna go to the Heat. So like Savannah's not going to Philly. She's not living in Philly.

Zac is officially 6'0.5" without shoes

It's officially six foot and a half without shoes on. You're not even close to five 11... You're six one. Like, what are we doing?

Jalen Hurts will have an MVP-caliber year in 2026

Jalen Hurts is gonna have an MVP year this year. MVP A hundred percent. He will be in the conversation... He will be in the conversation at the end of the year.