Connor McDavid still sucks because he hasn't won the big one

Not that he [McDavid] needs it again. He, he still hasn't won the big one, so we're gonna wait on that... Right now. He still sucks. In a way I'm kind of hoping that he loses so we can really focus this take on him. Like, losing in the Stanley Cup finals would be the ultimate point on that crown of cannot win the big one.

I'm rooting for the Edmonton Oilers and Canada to win the Stanley Cup

I think I'm rooting for Canada. Sorry Jake. Sorry about your [Florida Panthers]. Me versus the world. I am as well. Yeah. I just, Canada, you're just so nice. Just cares so much.

I'm sticking with the Celtics in seven to win the NBA Finals

I'm sticking with my Celtics in seven, but I do, I did find some stats... I feel, I feel strong about Celtics in seven.

Freddy Peralta is deliberately pitching poorly to save his best stuff for his next contract

Gotta save it for his next team. I can't explain it. He fucking sucks. I imagine he's gonna save it when he gets paid.

Mitchell Robinson fits perfectly with the Celtics because he provides second and third chances on offense

I kind of figured he was going to go to the Celtics just because he does fit perfectly with how they play. Live by the three, die by the three. And if you die by the three, Mitchell Robinson gives you the opportunity to get second and third chances just nonstop.

Malik Beasley is guilty and will go to prison for sports betting

Hot Seat: Malik Beasley. He is guilty and going to prison for sports betting.