Stan Kroenke buying the Los Angeles Angels is a boring story, but it's good for baseball

The biggest story though, other than that, is a boring story that teams just keep getting sold and bought. And Stan Kroenke is now the owner of the Los Angeles Angels, which I think is good.

LSU getting kicked out of the SEC would actually be good for their brand

The SEC condemned [bringing back NFL camp players] and then they got together and they're talking about banning it, and then now they're saying that they will in fact kick LSU out if they attempt to do this. Okay. Which, I mean, this is good. I think for LSU'S brand, it's just being like Rebels. Yeah. And a conference that also features Ole Miss. They are the true rebels.

West Virginia will have a 'Rich Rod Renaissance' year in 2026

I'm gonna take West Virginia minus 21. I'm high on Rich Rod. I think he's gonna get his swagger back this year. Okay. I think this is a Rich Rod renaissance year. You just close your eyes. Late October gameday's at Morgantown. Pat McAfee's going crazy. Rich Rod. Hey, it's, it's like the old days.

Nudes are better than sex

Nudes are better than sex. Nah, I'm too fat to have sex, so that's why I like nudes. Blow jobs only.

The New York Jets will break their playoff drought this season

I probably should have said for my preemptive take that the Jets were gonna break their playoff drought, but I might just be God.

The Cincinnati Bengals will win the Super Bowl this year

The Cincinnati Bengals are gonna win the Super Bowl. That's my take.