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The Jets will not win a single game for the rest of the season

After last night's game, I don't think they're gonna win a game. I think they're gonna go... that team did not look like they could win a game.

The Jets finished 3-14, one of the worst records in the NFL. While they did win 3 games (not zero), they were essentially terrible for the rest of the season as Memes predicted.

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Oct 1, 2025
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Joe Burrow might be the best athlete to ever play sports

Joe Burrow might be the best athlete to ever play sports. I was gonna say Joe Burrow for MVP... I think it goes past that.

Subjective claim about GOAT status, clearly hyperbolic.
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Oct 1, 2025
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The Bengals should trade for Jameis Winston to save their season

We need Jameis so, so badly... At least Jameis is gonna sling it. At least he's gonna throw it... because it's a national emergency.

The Bengals did not trade for Jameis Winston. This was more of a wish/plea than a prediction. The Bengals finished 6-11 in 2025.
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Oct 1, 2025
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Drew Allar is destined for a long career as a journeyman NFL backup like Chase Daniel

I think this man is going to have a Chase Daniel type career as a backup quarterback... I think this guy is grown in a lab to be a journeyman backup. Very successful career millionaire... but never be the guy, a starter, but a great backup.

Dependent on Allar's eventual NFL career path.

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Rain gives the Jets a real chance against Green Bay

Packers are a really good team. But I think the rain helps the Jets. If it was perfect conditions, Jets would probably lose. But it's gonna be rainy as shit too.

The Jets-Packers result and game conditions will determine whether the weather-based prediction holds.
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The Jets will win the AFC East

AFC East winners: Jets. I don't care if I'm right about this one, but it would be nice to pick somebody else.

The 2026 AFC East outcome has not been resolved as of the episode date.
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The Bengals will beat the Rams in a Super Bowl rematch

Super Bowl matchup: Bengals v. Rams rematch. In LA. Bengals come out on top.

The 2026 Super Bowl matchup and winner have not occurred as of the episode date.