Joe Burrow might be the best athlete to ever play sports

Joe Burrow might be the best athlete to ever play sports. I was gonna say Joe Burrow for MVP... I think it goes past that.

The Bengals should trade for Jameis Winston to save their season

We need Jameis so, so badly... At least Jameis is gonna sling it. At least he's gonna throw it... because it's a national emergency.

Drew Allar is destined for a long career as a journeyman NFL backup like Chase Daniel

I think this man is going to have a Chase Daniel type career as a backup quarterback... I think this guy is grown in a lab to be a journeyman backup. Very successful career millionaire... but never be the guy, a starter, but a great backup.

Diana Russini likely leaked the Sedona hotel photos herself to publicly announce her hatred for the New York Jets.

I also kind of think she leaked this article. Like who gives a fuck about Mike Vrabel going out in the middle of the desert? Who leaks that? And then what better way to announce your hate for the Jets than being like, I'm hanging out with Mike Vrabel pants on a rooftop.

The Mets will make the NLCS this season

I think they're gonna be really good. NLCS. Okay. NLCS. But fired up, ton of new pieces.

Arizona will win the national championship over St. John's

The first one I filled out. I had St. John's coming out. I don't have my paper in front of me. St. John's Houston, Arizona and Iowa State, Arizona. Win the whole thing.