"A basketball team's quality is directly correlated to how many high fives they give" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Oct 7, 2016·Sabermetrics

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A basketball team's quality is directly correlated to how many high fives they give

Earl Watson, the head coach... Earl the Pearl says that they're going to start tracking players' high fives... Naturally, the more high fives you give, the better you are.

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The 2016-17 Suns finished 24-58, one of the worst records in the league, despite the high-five tracking.

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The Boston Red Sox are effectively dead in the playoffs

It is Friday, October 7th, and the Boston Red Sox are dead. They're not dead, but Buck Showalter had to be very confused watching Terry Francona manage that game because Andrew Miller and Cody Allen pitched 40 pitches each.

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The Red Sox were swept 3-0 by the Indians, so they were indeed 'dead'.

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Take Slip·Oct 7, 2016

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PFT Commenter

The Red Sox regret getting rid of Terry Francona

Hank, do you think that the Red Sox are regretting getting rid of Terry Francona? No. I'm going to be the first to say that they are. That's definitely a conversation that needs to happen in America starting now.

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This is a subjective narrative claim about team regret.

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Take Slip·Oct 7, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Chip Kelly's current strategy is to suck for three years before getting fired with a massive payout

Chip Kelly, he's in phase one. He does the football producers everywhere he goes. Phase one is tank. Phase two is draft good players. Phase three is trade those good players away and then suck again. And then you get fired after three years and then you have a lot of money.