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Billy Football is a legitimate candidate for Congress and is taking it seriously

I regret to inform you Billy football is a hundred percent legitimately running for this seat. And my fire Fest is that I feel like Oppenheimer, that by, by putting this into motion, I've affected the course of the United States for the foreseeable future.

Billy Football (William Cotter) did file paperwork and run for the seat in New York's 3rd district.

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Apr 5, 2024
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Danny Hurley likely delayed UConn's flight on purpose to create motivation

It wouldn't shock me if Danny Hurley actually, oh, delayed that flight. Oh. yeah. False flag. So therefore he could complain about this. They, but whatever it is, they've got motivation.

While UConn won the championship (proving the 'motivation' worked), there is no evidence Hurley actually sabotaged his own team's travel.
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Apr 5, 2024
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Vivek Ranadivé is a hypocrite for helping the A's move to Sacramento after buying the Kings specifically to prevent them from being relocated.

Vivec, the owner of the Kings total scumbag as well, because he bought the Kings to keep the kings in Sacramento, which was admirable move. And now he's just basically laundering The A's for them... He also had a quote, Vivek, 'When I bought the Kings, I said that Sacramento would never play second fiddle to any other city.' That makes no sense. You're literally playing second fiddle to Las Vegas... total bullshit.

Whether one is a hypocrite or a 'scumbag' is inherently subjective, though Big Cat points to a direct contradiction in Vivek's past actions and current statements.
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Apr 5, 2024
#20062
Big CatBig Cat

I will pay for John Fisher's hair restoration if he appears on the podcast

John Fisher because you're a bald fuck. Big Cat will pay for your hair restoration for one appearance on Pardon My Take. Because he is bald. Take it. You bald bitch.

The offer stands as a satirical challenge, but Fisher never appeared on the show.

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The Knicks will probably win the series in five games or even sweep the Cavs

I still think that the, the Knicks are probably gonna win in five. They could even pull off the sweep. I guess the only real question we have for you, 'cause we already, we declared that the New York Knicks have won the series after game one. Correct.

The series is currently ongoing with the Knicks leading 2-0.
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The NBA should rebrand the 'granny shot' as the 'pimp grip' to encourage players to use it

Nobody, no player in the NBA wants to shoot a free throw granny style. But if it's pimp grip, that sounds pretty fucking cool. Listen, if it goes in, it doesn't matter. Like if he and he would, he actually probably get some endorsements from it.

This is a comedic suggestion and not a verifiable fact claim.
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I want the Thunder to win so we can love Victor Wembanyama longer before the inevitable hate cycle starts

I know who I want to win. I want the Thunder to win this series. And the reason why I want the thunder to win this series is because I think if the thunder win, we get to restart the clock on how much longer we get to love Weby before we hate 'em. If the Spurs win this series and then they win their first championship and Weby dominates, we're gonna eventually hate Weby.

The outcome of the series is pending, and the 'hate cycle' is a subjective sociological prediction.