Paying Brock Purdy $60 million per year would be insane

The projections that I'm reading right now... a report 60 a year. That's insane. You can't pay Brock Purdy 60 a year... he's a good quarterback, he's not in the level of make everyone better quarterback.

The San Francisco 49ers are officially dead for the 2024 season

The Niners are dead. It's over reset everything. It's over... less than 1% chance [to make the playoffs].

Derek Carr's absence from the Saints will lead to them being absolutely smoked by the Commanders

Derek Carr, you could say whatever you want about him, but I think he masks a lot of the badness of the Saints. Even though they're still bad with Derek Carr sometimes... [without him] they got fucking smoked. I think this is gonna be a whopping... I think this is a must-swamp.

The 2026 World Cup final was boring and sucked.

It was boring ass soccer. It sucked. It made me thankful that the World Cup's over, that football's back. Now we can get back into real football, which I'm very, very thankful for. But that was actually, I think that was the best way to end the World Cup, because I'm totally fine with no more soccer now.

Fanatics Fest is a cynical place designed only to take money from fans.

It also seems like the most cynical place ever. Like, you can go to an autograph festival or a fan festival and you know that the guys are being paid to be there. And they're still like, happy to see, interact with you, all that shit. It just seems like every single thing about being at that place is just designed to take money from the people that are there.

Bryson DeChambeau is being targeted by selective rule enforcement.

I think that Bryson definitely did it and it's definitely against the rules. And he got caught for it and they enforced it against him because he's a bad boy. He's had some run-ins before. I don't think the R&A or whatever, I don't think they're particularly happy with Bryson right now.