Paying Brock Purdy $60 million per year would be insane

The projections that I'm reading right now... a report 60 a year. That's insane. You can't pay Brock Purdy 60 a year... he's a good quarterback, he's not in the level of make everyone better quarterback.

The San Francisco 49ers are officially dead for the 2024 season

The Niners are dead. It's over reset everything. It's over... less than 1% chance [to make the playoffs].

Derek Carr's absence from the Saints will lead to them being absolutely smoked by the Commanders

Derek Carr, you could say whatever you want about him, but I think he masks a lot of the badness of the Saints. Even though they're still bad with Derek Carr sometimes... [without him] they got fucking smoked. I think this is gonna be a whopping... I think this is a must-swamp.

The Rays are playing an exciting brand of baseball

It's a very, very exciting brand of baseball. And I'm gonna miss it when it's over. So I did not wanna sweep, so thank you.

The Cowboys are a bad football team

The Cowboys are a bad football team. And I can't wait for people to start to say like, this is when, look at the schedule. Dallas is gonna put some wins together.

Performance-enhancing drug shortages may explain dominant teams falling off

There started to be severe, severe supply chain issues when it came to performance enhancing drugs and peptide shipments coming to the United States. I just think it's interesting.