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Cheaters with Joey Greco is one of the greatest reality shows ever

I'm going to go with Cheaters. With Joey Greco. Listen, Cheaters was a goat. Joey Greco got stabbed, breaking up a couple that was getting into a fight. The best was before he would go and catch the Cheaters, he would be hiding out, literally sometimes around a corner or behind a dumpster, and he'd be like, those are the Cheaters right there.

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Jul 13, 2018
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Jeff Fisher will be a great announcer because he's as close to nothing as possible

I'm being totally honest when I say that I think [Jeff Fisher] will be a good announcer, and here's why. The best announcers don't really say shit. They're just kind of quiet, and they let the game just go on. Jeff Fisher is as close to nothing as possible. So he'll just chime in every third down and be like, 'I think they should probably run it here.'

Jeff Fisher's broadcasting career was very short-lived and generally considered forgettable, not a 'good' or 'great' success.
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Jul 13, 2018
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France will win the 2018 World Cup Final

I'm going to go with France as well. Mbappé is 19.

France defeated Croatia 4-2 to win the 2018 World Cup.
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Jul 13, 2018
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HankHank

Croatia will win the 2018 World Cup because of the 'presence of smoke'

Taking Croatia because their presence of smoke.

Croatia lost the final to France.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.