"Collecting football cards is a legitimate hobby, but playing Magic: The Gathering makes you a nerd" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Nov 11, 2016·Nerd Alert

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Collecting football cards is a legitimate hobby, but playing Magic: The Gathering makes you a nerd

I also want to give a shout out to everybody out there that knows that a real hobby isn't playing cards. It's collecting football cards. So if you have a $20,000 football card, you're not a nerd. But if you have a Magic: The Gathering set, you are one.

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This is a purely subjective and satirical classification of 'nerd' behavior.

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A unified hatred of being a Browns fan is the only thing that can pull the nation together

The most healing thing might be to sit down and all watch the Browns because we're all experiencing relief that at least we're not Browns fans. That is the one thing that can pull our nation together, our unified hatred of potentially being a Browns fan.