"Enron is due for a massive comeback" — PFT Commenter

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2020

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PFT Commenter

Enron is due for a massive comeback

A little investment tip, Enron. It's bound to bounce back. It has to. It is due.

Hot Take Business ScorchingSarcastic

Enron filed for bankruptcy in 2001 and its stock is worthless; it is not bouncing back.

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2020

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Big Cat

Zion Williamson is a bonafide bust

Zion is a bust. Parentheses: I went to sleep at halftime.

Hot Take Basketball ScorchingSarcastic

Zion had an incredible second half in his debut and became an All-Star, proving this satirical take incorrect.

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Big Cat

Zion Williamson is always one bad weekend away from being fat

He is not fat, but he's always a bad weekend away from being fat. A bachelor party, going on a trip. Maybe a trip to New Orleans... you come into work on Monday and everyone looks at you like you got stung by a bunch of bees.

Opinion Basketball Hot

Weight and conditioning became recurring issues throughout Zion's early career, often sidelined by injury.

Loss

Take Slip·Jan 24, 2020

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PFT Commenter

Coach K is a bad X's and O's guy for not letting Zion shoot threes at Duke

Huge indictment on Coach K as an X's and O's guy. [Zion] hit four [threes] in a row... That's another feather in the cap of old Roy Williams. He would never screw up his prospects like that.

Hot Take CBB HotSarcastic

Zion only shot 33% from three at Duke on limited attempts; Coach K's decision was based on Zion's elite inside game. Declaring him a 'bad X's and O's guy' is a satirical stretch.