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I think England's gonna win this weekend. And then you'll have the realization that it might not actually be coming home after all... losing to Argentina at that stage, that would be the most heartbreaking loss they could possibly have.
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I'm just sick of relying on him [Pulisic] to be the face of US soccer because it can't be, it's so clear that he's not.
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