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I am confident I could tackle Booger McFarland if given enough time

I'm confident that I could tackle you [Booger McFarland] if you gave me enough time. ... I would simply want it more. That's the key is you just have to want it more than the other guy. ... I would kind of do the Olay and let him get right by me and then jump on his shoulders and then he'd have to carry me like a backpack and then hopefully slow him down for somebody else.

Inherently a hypothetical that will likely never be tested, though physics suggests Booger would win.

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Jan 15, 2025
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Minnesota is one of the most cursed sports cities in the country

Minnesota fans listening to this right now, you guys deserve credit for being one of the most cursed sports cities out there. The last time they were in a championship round was 1991 with the twins. They've had some really, really, like, they, the problem with the Minnesota sports is they're actually like good, but they're never good enough to win. And they haven't had a title in whatever it's Yeah. 30 years and they have all four major teams.

The Twins' 1991 World Series is indeed the last major championship for the city. While subjective as a 'curse', the factual stats regarding title droughts support the claim.
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#4990
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The Vikings will not commit to Sam Darnold long-term after this season

This might be a long-term positive because you are not gonna give Sam Darnold the long-term contract. You might still franchise tag him just 'cause that gives you flexibility... But in a weird way, this is actually a positive where it's like you're not gonna give, you're not gonna commit to Sam Darnold Long term after how this season ended.

The Vikings did not sign Sam Darnold to a long-term deal. Darnold left in free agency and signed with the Seattle Seahawks for $100.5 million over 3 years.
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Jan 15, 2025
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The Rams are a real threat to beat the Eagles if the game is close in the fourth quarter

The Rams are a problem. I'm, I'm, I'm officially nervous. ... I'm committed to [the pinky bet]. I'm committed to it. ... get me late in the game with a, with with a one score game and I'd be like, yeah, this will work.

The Rams lost to the Eagles 37-34 in the Divisional Round.

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The Commanders will win the NFC East

The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.

The 2026 NFC East outcome has not been resolved as of the episode date.
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The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime

My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.
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Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season

Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.

The 2026 NFL MVP has not been awarded as of the episode date.